2017 Summer Brew Buys

Gear up this summer with some awesome Beach buys for Summer 2017

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We have rated the top stuff of 2017 that is all affordable and won’t break your beer money account.

Summer only lasts so long in New England so better get this stuff while you Kan-Jam.

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Team Slides

Rep your favorite team (Patriots) in these NFL team slides for the beach or just walking around in the heat. Comfy slides that can take some wear and tear and especially second half Superbowl comebacks. These are awesome and wicked affordable.

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The spike ball set that won’t cost you $65. After a few cold ones in the sand this is the perfect competitive game for the boys of summer.Overall cheap price and tons of fun can’t beat it:

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USA Kan-Jam Set

This just has party in the USA Written all over it. Enjoy Kan Jam as a true American Patriot. No more dull black Kan-jam Barrel- do what our founding fathers wanted us to do in 2017 and that is throw frisbees on a sunny beach into a little rectangle carved into an American barrel.

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 Cooler Speakers  

We have put a man on the moon and now America has gone one step further and fused Bluetooth speakers into coolers. Genius. These small compacted coolers are perfect to throw a 12 pack in while syncing up your phone to play some Aldean. No more worrying about that $200 Bose getting sandy!

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Beach Pad

These Beach pads are putting the beach chair and towel game out of business. No longer will you have to keep re-adjusting that towel or chair you lay out this huge pad and claim your area of the beach. All the ladies can lay out on one big towel. The Sand free mat is also something out of this world. Even if your mat attracts any sand you just rub it into the mat and its magic removes it to the bottom of the mat.

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Sand Free Beach Mat

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ShotGun Beer Tool

I was against this at first because most of the fun in a beer shotgun is slashing your key into a beer and super soaking everyone around you then slamming it down. But only in this fine country did someone invent a tool to make it done right and for that I support it. Introducing the Shotgun beer bong.

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Frisbee Ball

This is a must for the beach. You can transform a game of beach soccer into a game of ultimate frisbee with one thing… The Fris-ball. This thing is so sick and comes highly recommended. Technology has come a long way but now and this is revolutionary.

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Rajon Rondo Paradise “invite only”

Well this is just hilarious.

Rajon Rondo is planning a 10 year anniversary in international waters to help commemorate the 2008 champions and re-kindle “some” friendships that will last a lifetime. Rondo has reached out to every teammate from that 2008 team with the exception of Ray Allen who Benedict Arnold’d the team after forming a so called brotherhood and running to Miami during Free Agency. Scott Pollard was another player on that roster that did not get an invite; Pollard played only 22 games before enduring season ending surgery that same year, he did receive a ring though.

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Rondo is acting like the king of the cool-kids lunch table. But how friggin’ cool is that table.

Imagine a summer vacation on a tropical island with Eddie House and the White Mamba. You know there’s gonna be crazy shit going down. KG, Paul Pierce and Rondo all talking shit about Ray Allen the entire trip while smoking Cubans, Scal on a floatie poolside turning into a lobster and Leon Powe inviting all the local broads who aren’t of age yet, Kendrick Perkins and Baby Davis throwing back shots of rum, and Doc Rivers answering the door when the cops come… this trip just sounds too perfect.

I don’t blame Rondo for not inviting Ray Allen; Allen is a loner and probably wouldn’t even want to have a single drink the entire trip. I really enjoyed watching Allen play in a Celtics uniform and some may say they wouldn’t have that trophy and those rings without him (I’d agree)  but he voluntarily left his brotherhood and watched his boys get traded away like they never won a championship together. As for Pollard, I’d say invite him guy didn’t ask for his Achilles to rupture, and he’s taking to twitter to beg for an invite, bring him along and make him carry your bags.



Will Scot Pollard get his invite?!?!?!

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St Patty’s Day? The most American day of all.

Rise and shine it is the day we all look forward to here in Boston, as you know….EVACUATION DAY.

12 score and 1 year ago today the God like General George Washington ousted General William Howe and his soldiers from Boston March 17th 1776. Fortified in the Dorchester Heights using cannons captured at Ticonderoga General George Washington forced the British garrison and navy to retreat from Boston. Hot off of the Battle of Bunker Hill ( Breeds Hill) the British had already received considerable loss of life to the Patriot’s and fearing a repeat, General Howe tucked tail and ran for Nova Scotia casually. This marks the first victory of the Revolutionary war and the first city to be liberated from British rule.


Coincidentally the day falls on Saint Patrick’s day, the greatest Saint of them all to the Irish people , a group of people who, coincidentally make up a majority population of Boston and…historically have great disdain and resentment for the British. It is no surprise that the smart, intelligent people of Boston realized both these glorious days take place on the same day and motioned to have this day made a local holiday for the city and surrounding areas.

With that I say, in a time where the meaning of being American is no longer clear, the most patriotic thing you can do, is thank God for immigrants and drink up with green on like it’s the RED WHITE AND BLUE. If you see someone demanding beer and drinking their fill cheaply without paying their fair share, or you see your fellow mate suffering mental taxation without representation( blow jobs/anal) from a girl, it is your Patriotic duty to kick her out like General George Washington.

In George Washington we trust

As a half irish white guy with a red beard I say- Happy Saint Patty’s Day

As a proudly ignorant citizen of the U S OF A and resident of Boston I say HAPPY EVACUATION DAY!

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CITGO here to stay in Fenway

Never underestimate the power of nostalgia.

If you have ever been to a ball game in Fenway or taken a cruise through Boston odds are you’ve seen the gloriously under-whelming Citgo sign along the road. Like the smoke-show you see on instagram at all the right angles, the Fenway View, the Bleacher view, the Monster View, all beautifully lit up with the right shine and glory….but a closer real life look shows it is a rusted broken advertisement atop an old building……

But its our old broken sign atop our old building along the skyline of AMERICA’S most beloved old ball park and I will be damned if someone thinks practically and sees it for the rusted sign advertising for a gas station that is no longer prevalent in Boston.

One of New England’s favorite sons and a literal Patriot Julian Edelman stated he does not want the Citgo sign going anywhere and has encouraged funding efforts to preserve the sign. @ savethecitgosign.com

The details behind the issue can be messy to some on-lookers but 1 thing is clear, Mayor Marty Walsh has saved the day once again. What can this guy not do?( Grand Prix). The owner of the building below the Citgo signed was recently purchased by a New York based company that was fighting to tear down the Venezuelan Oil Company sign and move forward with their own plans. The two parties firmly at a stale mate until our fearless leader Mayor Marty Walsh offered City Hall as a neutral site where the two companies subsequently brokered a long term deal who’s specifics have not been released but we can only imagine Mayor Walsh worked his magic and it is best we not know his secret.

Legends come and go from the Red Sox dugout, but the Citgo sign is here to stay.

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Top Irish Bars in Boston

Well folks, It’s the most wonderful time of the year. St Paddy’s Day! Get ready because this year it falls on a Friday. How awesome is that? Wear your green, throw on a scally cap, and kick some arse at the bars this weekend.

I’ve thrown together a list of some of the best bars in Boston to grab a pint of Guinness and dance your face off to Irish Rover.

Mr Doolleys Tavern-77 Broad St., Boston 


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Located in downtown Boston outside of Faneuil Hall, Mr Dooleys is a hidden gem. Known for it’s assortment of Irish beers on tap and live music 7 days a week, Mr Dooleys has become one of the best bars in the city to grab a pint. You’ll never know when you could hear a spontaneous fiddle session.

The Black Rose- 160 State St., Boston


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The Black Rose is the GOAT. If you’ve ever been here, you know what I’m talking about. With two floors, this bar has plenty of space to fit your St Paddys day needs. Live music every night downstairs, along with music upstairs on Fridays and Saturdays. If you want to go here on St Paddy’s Day, good friggin luck. I stood outside here for almost an hour last year at 2:00 pm. Did I get in? No. But I goddamn wish I did. They have the best Smithwicks in Boston. That’s a damn good beer.

L Street Tavern- 658 E. 8th St., South Boston

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Right in the heart of Southie, L Street Tavern is a staple to people from here, kid. L Street has the classic Irish pub vibe with all the classic foods and beers. Crowded with locals, and sometimes yuppies who can’t get into Lincoln or Stats, L Street is a great place to spend your St Paddy’s Day.

McGreevey’s- 911 Boylston Street, Boston


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If you want to be at a fun, Irish sports bar, go To McGreevey’s. This is one of my favorite bars in Boston. Alt Rock plays through the speakers as you grub on some phenomenal pub food. Burgers, fries, pizzas..everything here will fill you up. Not to mention it’s owned by the famous Dropkick Murphys. Catch a game here or just catch up with some friends. McGreevey’s is a great spot for a pint.

The Burren- 247 Elm St., Davis Square, Somerville

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Located in Davis Square, The Burren is the one of the best Irish bar in Boston. It’s been known for it’s tradition tunes for over 20 years. From Irish jigs to bluegrass, to swing and 80s, The Burren is the destination for live music and a cold one.

Solas– 710 Boylston St, Boston


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Solas is a classic. If you’re looking for a traditional Irish meal, this is where you want to be. The Reuben Egg Rolls are an absolute classic to get you going. And you can’t forget everyone’s favorite, Shepherd’s Pie. Stewed ground beef, carrots, and mashed red bliss spuds. My mouth is watering as I type this. Solas on lunch break anyone?

Happy St Paddy’s Day kids. From New England to New Brunswick, Galway to Dublin, raise a glass this weekend in celebration.

Nor’easter expected to hit on Tuesday

Nothing welcomes spring in Boston like a nice doozy of a nor’easter. First day of Spring is on March 20th and there’s going to be a foot of snow on the goddamn ground.

“A powerful nor’easter is forecast to track along the US East Coast bringing strong, gusty winds and heavy snow Monday evening through Tuesday, March 13 and 14, 2017. Very cold temperatures are expected, possibly record breaking. The storm has been named Stella.” – Watchers.news.com 



Good Luck!

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BC State of the Union

Code fucking maroon.

All our relevant teams are done for the year.

Lets wind the clocks back a few years. These Wake Forest, Clemson Tigers, Duke Blue Devils and UNC Tar Heels wouldn’t dare cross any of you….I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see, a guy like me….look, listen, I know why BC chooses to have their “group therapy” sessions at Chipotle in broad daylight. I know why you’re afraid to leave the Heights for away games.

We played in the greatest basketball conference in America, shit the Big East Basketball Tournament has its own 30 for 30, and we created the modern day sports network program catapulting that small sports trailer park company out of Connecticut to stardom. With increased media attention and the money rolling in, Boston College decided the real money was to be made using the Football program and the best way to capitalize on Football as a North Eastern School is the ACC…..should we have ever left the Big East……that’s a blog for another day. However If you’re good at something….never do it for free.

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….You either die the hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain and that is just what BC did by leaving the Big East for the ACC. We were the #1 Ranked Football team in America lead by Matty Ice moving and shaking up the football world as he prepped for MVP caliber years in the NFL. We had a thriving basketball program with the likes of Troy Bell, Ryan Sydney, Craig Smith, Jared Dudley, and Tyrese Rice. Men’s basketball coach Al Skinner had the Men’s Wearhouse commercial game ON LOCK, he had the hottest recruiting staff in the game pulling no name recruits out of California (Jared Dudley, Craig Smith) and was cuckolding the entire ACC. We had the cover of Sports Illustrated, we had the Heisman candidate, and as always, we have the Hockey National Championship and countless Bean Pots to boot. It was perfect……Image result for craig smith cover of sports illustrated


….out goes the BC basketball recruiting team for better paying positions at Northeastern…..out goes any future recruits to the program….it was not long before Al Skinner was dumped and the program was in the rebuilding stages under another coach…Steve Donahue. I should have known from the day that fuck signed the under armor contract for the team, leaving Addidas/Reebok that things were about to get worse. With Under Armor came a class of stiff white basketball players that brought shame to the bounce pass and mid-range jumper like no other, I never knew a finger roll could look so damn bad. BC ran the flex offense to perfection, it was tight in the key and confused the defense and yet…this fucker decided to throw that game plan out the window for….(insert nothing here) .I never imagined that the highlight of a basketball career could be team dinners the very same year the entire team gets food poisoning from FUCKING CHIPOTLE.

A few years of basketball knowing full well I could throw on some shorts and snap away basketball pants and nobody NOBODY would be able to tell I was drunk in the layup lines and that I was not actually on the basketball team is a damn embarrassment, it is not a testament to my skill level when drunk, it is a testament to the level of embarrassment the Eagles brought to Counte Forum. We have a new coach whos name I will learn when we win more than ten games in a season. The Eagles finished 9-23…..

Football….football has had a string of bad luck so bad not even the Flutie family has been able to salvage it. ( The Kennedy’s of BC) With coaching staff changes and superfluous bowl games, we no longer have Matt Ryan or Mathias Kiwanuka who both went on to have successful NFL careers to save us now. Coaching changes and mass injuries throughout the depth charts on the offensive side of the ball have left the BC football program crippled year after year. We had the #1 ranked defense in America but could not manage to throw 6’s into the end zone or kick the skin through the uprights. I had never felt lower than when BC played Notre Dame IN FENWAY and it was picked as a NOTRE DAME HOME FUCKING GAME, HOMMMMME FUCKING GAME. BOSTON COLLEGE plays in Fenway and we are treated as the away team, there was not even BC FUCKING MERCHANDISE, the least this money grubbing fucking College could do is capitalize on retail sales as we lose 19-16 in what was a surprisingly good game. My father “The Don” a BC season ticket holder and a college treasure of BC refused to go to the game because he knew all proceeds went to the Evil Irish. This level of deceit and betrayal is on par with Dennis Clifford Chipotle fiasco of 2016, it was a low I never wanted to feel again…..

Hockey…BC hockey is always the shinning glimmer of hope, year after year we win national championships, Bean Pots and anything else, shit we might as well be in the Olympics again. Not these Eagles though….we could not even muster a fucking Bean Pot this year, we are ranked 17th in the country as of March 6th ……17th…….17THHH, how the fuck does that happen. I feel like Jon Snow getting stabbed 8 times by the men of the watch and the season ends….boom honey look im flying ahhh im dead. Stab after stab, betrayal after betrayal BC sinks lower and lower….the only glimmer of hope is Kristie fucking Mewis and even she got snubbed from the Olympic women’s Soccer team….Image result for kristie mewis olympics

I won’t even mention how BC sports has been incapable of returning the Orange Eagle back to its rightful place atop the Heights ( http://www.nunesmagician.com/orange-eagle-trophy-boston-college-syracuse )


Alas…..the night is darkest just before the dawn, There is hope in men, and I believe the Heights will return to glory and days of future past will not be a fluke, we will soon rise to the top ranks of our respected sports and light our darkest hour.


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It Was All A Dream..

Today marks the 20th anniversary of when rapper Biggie Smalls was shot in LA. If you know hip hop music, and just music in general, you know who Biggie fucking Smalls is.

One of the best rappers to ever live, and in my opinion, the GOAT. His flow was addicting. His ad libs were the greatest. He made a name for himself at a young age. It’s unbelievable that someone who lived to be the age of 24 pretty much changed hip hop. He made hip hop/rap what it is today.

I put together a list of my top 5 Biggie songs. Enjoy:








Eat Like a Champion Today

No that is not Notre Dame’s new slogan, because if it was I would’ve tried harder on the SAT’s and not showed up reeking of Rubinof the night prior but that’s a story for another time.

Tom Brady the 5 time champion has released his strict diet before and even has come out with a cook book, explaining what foods you need to eat to be that friggin good. TB12 has taken this one step further and joined up with purplecarrot a site that delivers meals. Now for just $78 per week you can eat like TB12.

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According to Purple Carrot “These recipes are designed to help athletes and active individuals stay at their peak while adhering to the TB12 nutritional philosophy”.

You may be asking what is this TB12 Philosophhy???

We got you covered:



Whether you’re looking to maximize your performance on the playing field, get in better shape, eat more cleanly, or just want to enjoy the same meals that power Tom Brady’s championship-caliber performance, incorporating TB12 Performance Meals into your weekly routine is a step in the right direction.

The TB12 philosophy is focused on preventing injury and promoting accelerated injury recovery through holistic, whole-body wellness, incorporating exercise, recovery, and hydration & nutrition concepts like those expressed in TB12 Performance Meals.

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3 Easy guidelines towards success on St. Patty’s day.


The greatest tradition about St.Patty’s day in Southie is, there are no rules.That in mind here are a few guidelines to help you along the route.

Saddle the kegs, bring out the Celtics jerseys, and pocket the condoms St.Pattys day in Boston is around the corner. No alley way is safe from sex, no string of green beads to go un-worn. There are bottles to be emptied, furniture to be broken and tears to be swallowed.

To find yourself in the midst of a successful St. Patty’s day here is a consolidated list of the most important “Don’ts” of St. Patty’s day

 1.) Bathrooms are not as difficult to find on St. Patty’s day as you might think.

You’ve done it, your cousins done it, your brothers done it, you’ve seen your lady friend for the day do it, every dog from Thames Street in Newport ( the 2nd best st pattys day parade) to the streets of Southie has seen you do it.

Pissing in public for a guy more often than not is a quick in and out mission, ya find a good alley with limited visibility, ya pull your private eye out and do what god intended. Takes 30 seconds and then you flee the scene a new man. (This description can also describe relations with a “lady” in between parties….sometimes ya gotta stop in the alley way and do what God also intended us to do) .This minor choice could lead to a few things

  • Piss on yourself
  • Piss on someone else
  • Not realizing the “alley way” is a store front in the middle of southie
  • Arrest
  • Maybe you are forever a level 1 pedophile
  • Hefty fine from the City of Boston

If you can avoid getting caught in the act, you are 1 step closer towards having yourself one hell of a St. Patty’s day parade.

How to avoid this?

1.) Find a home to piss in

2.) Use a look out when peeing in an alley


2.) Drinking en-route

  • We get it, you like to drink alcohol you’re the fucking man but let’s relax with the waltzing around drinking out of the open container nonsense. You can have as many 30 racks as you can carry just don’t open the fucker until you get to a safe spot to drink and spill it all over yourself idc, just fucking wait. The only exclusion to the rule is “doin it for the gram” and that shit better be good. If you are capable of waiting to drink until you are at your destined location you have assured a good time .This minor choice could lead to a few things


  • You can spill beer all over yourself
  • Run the risk of losing your alcohol to street urchins and squids that appear on this day
  • Run the risk of looking as trashy as the North Shore/South Shore Trash that visit the city
  • Run the risk of looking like Southie Trash
  • You very well likely drop the bottle, it smashes everywhere and liquor stores are closed.
  • You are arrested
  • You are fined by the City of Boston

How to avoid this? Dont travel to far and drink up under a roof.

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It is in Southie’s blood, it’s in the ooze between Southies toes, it’s under the fingernails, it’s between the balls and tits of the streets. Just a bunch of predominantly white pale as fuck people running around flailing their fists with McGregor confidence. This is all good and well until you throw in those that flock to the streets of Southie for St. Pattys day who are not actually from the city. The North Shore scum and South Shore trash (only relevant places other than Boston not including the Cape) flock in groves to the city with natty latte’s held high and their women feeling loose it is prime time for poor decisions and lop sided fights. This minor choice could lead to a few things.

  • Broken bones
  • Bloody clothes
  • Loss of pride
  • Loss of woman
  • Loss of memory
  • Loss of wallet, beer, phone, clothes, dignity
  • Arrested
  • Fined
  • Court
  • Possible pride in victory
  • Bloody knuckles
  • Big swinging dick of pride
  • More women wanting to hang with you
  • Broken furniture
  • Bad/great snap chat videos

How to avoid this? well…ya dont have to if ya dont want to.

If you can avoid these 3 simple choices, you have guaranteed yourself a higher percent chance of not having a terrible St.Pattys day and not ending up in a thrown up covered Paddy Wagon being hauled off to a jail cell or locked in a basement.

As I said, it does not guarantee fun, but it does provide a higher percent chance of not having a terrible St. Pattys Day. For me a successful St. Pattys day entails drinks with the “lads”, some gansett, and a healthy looking girl with some recreational habits in store for me. So remember it is St. Pattys day, drink with pride, fuck with affirmation, and wear that green like it’s the Red White and fucking Blue baby.f5d91aa39e11cccc6b06d68c3d34eedd.jpg

If you’re looking for a good time…..

You can find me in Southie drinkin Natty lattes pissing in front of a liquor store, cya then….